Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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