While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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