He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
There r osticjed everywhere
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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