sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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