Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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