Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I smell like Dick and happiness
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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