It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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