youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
