i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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