so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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