Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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