If i come over, it means nothing
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My cat gives me a boner
I love having hate sex.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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