Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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