Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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