week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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