so let's talk penis.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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