Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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