You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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