Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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