Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
