I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
vagina is talking i cant
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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