They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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