Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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