Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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