grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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