Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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