So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
