i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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