he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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