Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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