are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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