What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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