if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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