After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Two words: nipple clamps
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