it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I AM VODKA MAN
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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