Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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