so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Shame is for Republicans.
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