Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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