I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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