He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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