some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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