I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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