i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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