i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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