She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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