Don't you send me to vm
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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