I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
