Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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