Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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