If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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