He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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