Its about making memories worth repressing
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Your cock deserves a montage
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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